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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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