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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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