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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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