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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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