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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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