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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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