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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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