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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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