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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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