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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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