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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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