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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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