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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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