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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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