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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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