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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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