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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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