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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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