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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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