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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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