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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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