Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.