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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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