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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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