Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.