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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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