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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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