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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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