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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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