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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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