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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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