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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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