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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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