Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.