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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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