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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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