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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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