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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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