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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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