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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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