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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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