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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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