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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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