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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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