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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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