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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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