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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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