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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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