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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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