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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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