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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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