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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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