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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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