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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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