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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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